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Jacket Demotivational Poster

PRIVATE GOMER PYLE - He lives after all.

TAGS: full metal jacket private gomer pyle
Rating: 2.48/5
jester - May 22, 2009, 4:02 am
holy fuck... camp bucca, Iraq chow hall.
Captain Whitey - June 19, 2008, 1:46 am
Let me first say I neglected to stick my name on this poster. Also, for you uninitiated, this is in reference to Full Metal Jacket, not the actual Gomer Pyle who is functionally retarded.

STRAIGHT JACKETS - Because nothing is better for an insane person then being forced give yourself a nice big hug!


LIFE JACKETS - African Kevlar

TAGS: life jackets
Rating: 3.38/5

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this guy - May 4, 2009, 9:32 pm
that guy has the 100% best facial expression ever.

CRAZY - Yesterday I asked him if he was insane. He said, "No, now stop interrupting the talking fairy."


TAGS: life jackets are old school
Rating: 4.39/5

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WestTexRedneck - September 2, 2011, 12:59 am
lucky Old bastard... didnt even hafta use a club...
hootizz - July 2, 2010, 3:56 am
Yes Airman you can get them but not at Target, I have seen them on the shelf at the local XXX Adult Store.., and if you look at the picture closely you can clearly see where you inject the air..!! hope this helps...
GreyScorpion - July 1, 2010, 8:39 pm
I think his motorboat is getting ready to engage his lower unit
Faceplant31 - July 1, 2010, 6:14 pm
Maybe not this exact model and color but im sure if your browse the aisles you might be able to find one like it
Airman - July 1, 2010, 6:12 pm
good advice for the holiday. Are those available at Target? man-o-man

SNOW - Enjoy it while you can, Sister Rose...

TAGS: coats jackets long sleeves aren t neccessary where your goin chuckles
Rating: 3.9/5

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spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:31 pm
Well done Jmac.


TAGS: now if we could just get you into this straight i mean fire jacket
Rating: 3.2/5

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LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 8:46 am
Looks like Steve Martin from "The Jerk"!
BoneCD - September 3, 2009, 8:41 am
MP Canada
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 8:11 am
first lol of the day.thanks Bone!


TAGS: rejected full metal jacket rifle
Rating: 4.75/5

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Anonymous2 - October 13, 2010, 11:46 pm
Yeah, this is the turning point in the movie. You could almost say it's two mini-movies with the same characters. There's boot camp, where "Pyle" a.k.a. Pre-Gump, tries to be a marine, and then the combat, where Kubrik really messes with your head.
Benlulz - October 13, 2010, 12:44 pm
Awesome xd
Reality Lord - October 13, 2010, 7:29 am

nice one dude...5L
GeorgiZhukov - October 13, 2010, 1:18 am
Not ten years ago, just five. One of my brothers-in-law showed me the movie when I was visiting him.
agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 11:22 pm
Odd thing is, Georgi saw it 10 years ago.
GeorgiZhukov - October 12, 2010, 11:07 pm
This scene from this film has stuck with me for nearly five years.
agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 9:51 pm
Did the mods show you enough attention when you were a seedling?!?!? 5L
5150monkeylove - October 12, 2010, 9:48 pm
"I am.........In a world....of Sh#t!" 5 slimy scumbags giving 25


TAGS: cubbybear cubbywear clothing line jacket
Rating: 4.29/5

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deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:41 am
let thes puppys free
Derek - March 20, 2011, 5:09 pm
A pity the pictures end before she bares all.

WHY LEATHER FOR JACKETS? - Because it's not doing the meat in my freezer any good.


BACON - Dear Mrs. Lawrence, We are saddened to inform you that your son, Pvt. Leonard Lawrence, has died. It was only Day 2 of Boot Camp, but...

WAR FACE! - Your doing it WRONG!

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